Saturday, December 05, 2009

Fresh Express Salad

We'll start with a new commercial I saw today for bagged salad. It shows a variety of people holding a bag of "Fresh Express" salad, which is so fresh that there appears to be a festive party raging right inside the bag. How fun! Who are these people... Young woman, older woman, black older woman, young boy.

Cut to person holding sad depressing competitor bagged salad. Who's got the droopy greens? Middle aged balding white guy!

Dude. Sucks to be him.
(I know this because I am him!)

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